A Night on The Murder Express: Dining, Drama, and Delight
- alanjohnjeffery
- Dec 8, 2025
- 3 min read
If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to step into an Agatha Christie novel—minus the risk of actually being bumped off—then let me introduce you to The Murder Express. Recently, my wife, brother-in-law, and sister-in-law joined me for an evening that promised murder, mystery, and a side of mashed potatoes. Spoiler: it delivered on all counts.
All Aboard the Time Machine
From the moment we stepped through the doors, it was clear this wasn’t going to be your average night out in London. The venue had been transformed into a 1920s train station, complete with vintage suitcases, flickering art deco lamps, and staff who looked like they’d just walked off the set of a black-and-white detective film. I half-expected Hercule Poirot to emerge from behind a potted plant and start grilling us about our whereabouts at the time of the murder.
The attention to detail was nothing short of astonishing. Even the air felt different—charged with anticipation and the faintest whiff of intrigue (or possibly the cologne of the mysterious gentleman at the next table, who looked suspiciously like he had a secret or two). The staff, fully in character, welcomed us aboard with theatrical flair, and before we knew it, we were “departing” for an evening of suspense and silliness.
Dining with a Side of Drama
Once seated in our plush, velvet-lined train carriage, we were handed cocktails that looked almost too pretty to drink. Almost. As we sipped and settled in, the drama began to unfold—literally around us. The cast wove between tables, dropping cryptic hints, exchanging suspicious glances, and occasionally breaking into witty banter that had us laughing out loud.
The murder mystery plot was deliciously twisty, with just the right balance of suspense and comedy. One moment, we were convinced the glamorous heiress was the culprit; the next, we were side-eyeing the butler like he’d just confessed to poisoning the soup. (Pro tip: never trust a butler who offers you a second bread roll with a knowing wink.)
Food Worthy of a Five-Star Train
Let’s talk about the food. Each course was a showstopper—beautifully presented, bursting with flavour, and cleverly timed to coincide with key moments in the story. It wasn’t just dinner; it was an edible part of the performance. Between courses, the actors would drop by our table—sometimes to drop clues, sometimes just to admire our dessert choices (which, frankly, deserved applause).
The menu was a delightful mix of classic British comfort food with a gourmet twist. Think creamy mashed potatoes, tender mains, and desserts that could easily distract you from solving a murder.
Family, Fun, and a Few Wild Guesses
What truly made the night special was sharing it with family. There’s something uniquely bonding about accusing your loved ones of murder in a public setting. We laughed, we speculated, we wildly misidentified the killer at least three times, and we left with a camera roll full of hilarious photos and memories.
It was the kind of evening that reminded us how much fun it is to step out of the ordinary and into something a little theatrical, a little absurd, and a lot of fun.
Final Verdict
If you’re looking for something unique to do in London—whether you’re a local wanting to spice up your social calendar or a visitor craving a night to remember—The Murder Express is a must-try. It’s immersive theatre, fine dining, and a whodunit all rolled into one unforgettable experience.
Just remember: trust no one. Especially if they offer you a suspiciously delicious dessert.
Why Immersive Dining Is Booming in London
London’s appetite for immersive experiences reflects a broader trend: people want more than just a meal—they want a story, a spectacle, a memory. These events are perfect for birthdays, date nights, or simply treating yourself to something extraordinary. They also appeal to tourists looking for a uniquely London experience that goes beyond the typical pub or restaurant.
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Fab recommendation for Murder/ Mystery on the train